Awwww, anon, that’s beautiful!

Well me and Leo (DiCaprio) are very good friends.
He adores my children but the problem is he spoils them rotten.
I mean Mia is 4 years old and she’s a megalomaniac.
She says she wants to be an actress,singer and god knows what else.
And if you ask her why she thinks she can do all that she’s gonna tell you “Uncle Leo says I can” and that’s it for her.
Can you imagine taking a 3 year old kid to FAO Schwartz and tell her “Take everything you want and uncle Leo is gonna buy you that?”
Well Leo did exactly this last Christmas, Mia was overjoyed.
She thought Leo was Santa Claus.
You know I try to teach her material things are not important and there comes uncle Leo with the newest model of a doll’s house (she laughs)Kate Winslet
What if our life was just a fandom, and we were fictional characters being watched by fangirls and fanboys, and they shipped us with our friends and family and everything that moved and everything that didn’t. And SOPA/PIPA/ACTA is this big final climax before 2012.
Because the world doesn’t end in 2012.
THE SERIES DOES.
#OH MY GOD WHO AM I SHIPPED WITH? #ARE THERE SHIPPING WARS ABOUT ME?
Wait, wait, holycrap, this is actually a rather interesting thought to ponder. Am I a popular character? Are they rooting for me or
the villainsother people? ARE THERE SPOILERS ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE BECAUSE IF YES I WANT TO KNOW//SHOT
#i constantly wonder #if i was in a tv show would people ship us? #are we endgame? #if yes then we would work out and i could just sit back and relax #awfully boring tv i make